It is not like it looks, Believe me, man!
All right, this is it. Sun is shining, birds are singing, I drink my morning coffee and hear the noise of the garbage truck. This is simply perfect spring morning relax. I love the Spring even though joyful Summer, melancholic Autumn and snowy Winter have its own magic too. I probably love all the seasons.
The specific of spring is that you can feel the love in the air. At least I feel it every spring again and again. Spring is perfect time for a wedding or at least for some sins with a lover. It is perfect time for whatever romantic. This year my good friend decided to start a new life and got married. I was so happy for him and his new wife. I wanted to see them.
Did you ever notice that a woman's body changes after giving a birth? Well, some of us still have a perfect figure even after that, but I am just ordinary woman. I stood in front of my wardrobe and could not help it. All my chic clothes shrank. Some strange magic happened here, because my body for sure is still the same.
Oh no, what should I do? I did not have much time. I remembered an advice from my old school friend: belly in and go! Thank you my dear, it really helps. I put on my only flyaway little black elegant dress and persuaded myself that I do not need to breathe at all. I was very reckless and broke my only elegant black handbag.
Oh no, what should I do? I needed something to carry my little present. Yes, I forgot to buy the fancy wrapping paper. I did not have any more time. I had a great idea – the red plastic bag will be absolutely perfect. I caught my bus just in time.
I was so happy. I thought how clever I was that I managed everything in time. My hair, my clothes … but why is that man looking at me. Oh my god, he is smiling. Uuups. I did not like such a smile at all. Something is wrong. I checked everything quickly and the stranger still looked at me. All right, this is it. I am completely dressed in black, my red bag, which by the way looks like latex one, is opened and big bold sign “fetish” is visible on the top of my funny unwrapped present. Sometimes things are different than they seem to be. Trust me. I hope we do not have same ways. I closed my bag and tried to vanish away.
It was after all very romantic. The wedding was beautiful. I started to exercise a little. I don’t know when I will need my little black dress again and it could be much more comfortable if I could breathe next time.